I'm pretty sure every single on of us has that one friend who is always creating the same situation for themselves. Full of drama and tears and always whining "Why does this happen to me all the time?" It gets old, doesn't it? Then they start losing friends because they refuse to break the cycle they've built.
You have those friends, I have plenty of those friends. I'm glad they think of me in their time of trouble (even if it is self-created drama), but sometimes enough is fucking enough.
If you are offended by swearing, I am probably not the person for you. Just sayin' I'm not about to start sugar coating anything here.
When those time and energy sucking friends start to get to you, send them my way. Of you can ask me how I would handle the situation. Either way, feel free to ask! But remember that sentence directly above this paragraph - if you are delicate, don't ask me. You will get a case of butthurt.
Hopefully I will be able to help people start to get a grip on themselves. I'm not a therapist, but I am a graduate of the School of Hard Knocks and Stupid Decisions. I'm not one to hand-hold, but if you start to correct your crania-rectal inversion problem, I've got your back and will cheer you on.
If you're looking for someone to commiserate with you because you like to date people with more dick in their personality than in their pants, or you have more dick in your personality than in your pants, you need to just keep moving. I hate pity parties and won't attend just because you invited me.
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